The Official Super Hyper Ultra Super Power Extended Tacos Thread O' Great of All Time

[jp]

I like tacos.

[Hunter]

Tacos are the devil.

[jp]

TACOS ARE A GIFT FROM JESUS!

[Katie]

Is it okay for me to like tacos?

[Hunter]

LIES!! Jesus would never give us the Devil!!!

[Advocate]

You are all misinformed. Taco Bell is the devil.

Taco's themselves are Jesus incarnate.

[jp]

LIES!! Jesus would never give us the Devil!!!

JESUS TAUGHT THE ART OF TACO MAKING IN THE BOOK OF JOSE CHAPTER 2 VERSES 1-7!!!!

"And lo, in that time Jesus road into Mexico with a bomb ass sombrero, and he stopped to rest next next to a fountain.
And lo, a woman approached and informed him she was hungry.
And lo, Jesus was annoyed, and asked her what all she had.
And lo, she replied that she had only a tortilla shell and some ground up beef and some cheese.
And lo, Jesus took the tortilla shell and curved it, and thus placed the meat in the shell and then placed the cheese on top of the meat. He then blessed the meal, and informed her to eat it and to call it a taco.
And lo, the lady celebrated and danced, and went and told her friends of the strange, but delicious dish that had been bestowed upon her.
And lo, tacos were created and Jesus was never given his proper due for inventing them. Just like computers, tennis, ninjas, and dirt."

[Hunter]

NOOES!!! THAT'S APOCRYPHAL!!!! IN THE BOOK OF JONES 3: 4 Jesus says:

" And anyone who says lo, is gay. And do not partake of the Taco, for it is covered in the Devil's unholy Juices!!"

[jp]

Man, you're getting that out of the Book of Chimmychonga Verses.

[shinjirod]

this thread is quite fucking amazing.


and jesus was mexican, and tacos should be eaten on sundays and holidays. amen.

[DarthArcturus]

Tacos should be eaten everyday.. Tacos rock :facekissy:

[jp]

and jesus was mexican


This is true. The entire point of Prime 8's album "And What?" is to show this.

[DarthArcturus]

http://www.zinkwazi.com/blog/images/20050930223034_crw_2702.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmm :dance:

[shinjirod]

damn john, those steak tacos with a tangerine jarritos. im hungry.

gonna try n convince mom to do tacos for dinner.

if she does, ill take photos, so you know what great steak tacos look like.

[DarthArcturus]

that drink does look good. I figured it was something you liked haha..oh and I found a thread that was very detailed in actual Mexican food. You guys don't put ground beef, lettuce, or with soft tortillas/ corn taco shells.

[Hunter]

IF YOU EAT TACOS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN!!

[jp]

IF YOU EAT TACOS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN!!

ONLY A TERRORIST WOULD SAY THAT SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD BE TERRIFIED TO EAT TACOS AND WOULD MISS OUT ON THE DELICIOUS YUMMY GOODNESS THAT WAS GIVEN TO US BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!

[shinjirod]

nope. ground beef is not something we use on tacos. we do use cheese, but we dont use cheddar. we use manchego, chihuahua, or some others.

we only put lettuce on tostadas or sopes.

[YankeeH8er]

IF YOU EAT TACOS THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN!!

This is true. Jack Bauer hates tacos.

[jp]

Hmmm... only use steak eh?


GODDAMMIT!!! IM GOING TO GO TO TACO BELL NOW!!!! BECAUSE IM FUCKING HUNGRY THANKS TO THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!! FUCK!!!!
[post updated]

This is true. Jack Bauer hates tacos.

Jack Bauer ate a taco during season 4 episode 16.

[YankeeH8er]

You are mistaken, in that episode Jack killed a guy whose nickname was taco and then eat him.

[shinjirod]

nope we dont use just steak, we use literally everything! all types of meat, pork, lamb, chicken, beef, everything. also egg tacos, potato with chorizo, tinga, nopales, chicharron, which is fried pork skin, and then theyre fried on red or green sauce. green sauce is my favorite. Pastor, which is pork meat with spices, cilantro, onion and pineapple, man. theyre too many to name!!!

[jp]

You are mistaken, in that episode Jack killed a guy whose nickname was taco and then eat him.

But he wrapped him up in a soft tortilla shell first and then sprinkled cheese on him before doing so.

[Hunter]

ONLY A TERRORIST WOULD SAY THAT SO THAT EVERYONE WOULD BE TERRIFIED TO EAT TACOS AND WOULD MISS OUT ON THE DELICIOUS YUMMY GOODNESS THAT WAS GIVEN TO US BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!

Spoken like a true Cylon Terrorist . . .


Jack Bauer and Starbuck are coming for j00!
[post updated]

But he wrapped him up in a soft tortilla shell first and then sprinkled cheese on him before doing so.

Wrong again, that was chuck norris. You would watch walker: texas ranger, taco eater.

[jp]

If Chuck Norris partakes of tacos then surely tacos are a divine dish.

[shinjirod]

i had a chuck norris ninja pj's when i was 4.

[YankeeH8er]

Chuck Norris is the devil. He is responsible for the death of every being in the universe.

[jp]

i had a chuck norris ninja pj's when i was 4.

See? Chuck Norris not only likes tacos, he's also a ninja.

Therefore, we can conclude that since Chuck Norris likes ninjas, he must therefore also like Jesus' other inventions, and thus he also enjoys a good taco.
[post updated]

Chuck Norris is the devil. He is responsible for the death of every being in the universe.


Population control man.

[Hunter]

Chuck Norris is the Devil.

Salvaton can only be achieved throgh Jack Bauer. Repent your evil ways!

Tacos are a Sony exclusive. They were created by Ken Kutaragi himself. I saw it in the encyclopedia, so its irrefutable FACT!!

[shinjirod]

your encyclopaedia wasnt written by chuck norris, therefore ITS A LIE!!!!

[YankeeH8er]

The PS3 is actually a taco grill in disguise.

[Hunter]

See? Chuck Norris not only likes tacos, he's also a ninja.

Therefore, we can conclude that since Chuck Norris likes ninjas, he must therefore also like Jesus' other inventions, and thus he also enjoys a good taco.


Fool! Chuck Norris has a beard! Ninja's don't have beards! He is an anti-ninja!

[shinjirod]

No, the PS3 is george foremans grill. george foreman doesnt eat tacos, hes the fucking devil!

[Hunter]

your encyclopaedia wasnt written by chuck norris, therefore ITS A LIE!!!!

HAHA! You contradict yourself! Chuck Norris can't write because he eats Taco's. Everyone knows Taco's make you illiterate.
[post updated]

No, the PS3 is george foremans grill. george foreman doesnt eat tacos, hes the fucking devil!

Its a little known fact that George Foreman is in fact Chuck Norris when he was black.

[shinjirod]

au contraire mon ami, they improve your literary skills!

[Hunter]

au contraire mon ami, they improve your literary skills!

The first half of your sentence is gibberish, I rest my case.

[shinjirod]

if you ate tacos, youd knew...

[jp]

Tacos aren't a Sony exclusive. Dead baby burgers are. Dead babies are the only thing the PS3 can be used to grill.

[MAD.MANTIS]

tacos + lots of hot sauce = food of the Gods. :O

[jp]

See!?!?!? Mantis knows whats up.

[TheRookieMonster]

THE FUCK IS THIS, MANG?

CHU NO NO WHO JU FUCKIN WITH, HUH?

ORA LE GREENGO! taco bell is the best ever

[DarthArcturus]

:face_plain:

[Advocate]

Okay let me get this all straight.

George Foreman was Chuck Norris when he was black.
Chuck Norris then turns back to a white man.
Meanwhile, George Foreman talks to Ken Kutaragi and creates the George Foreman grill aka PS3.
Chuck Norris while this was happening becomes a Ninja.
While in Ninja mode he talks to Ken Kutaragi. Tells him to make the PS3/George Foreman grill. World domination.
Chuck Norris then goes back to being white, but transmutes to Jack Bauer. While in this form ... kills a man named Taco then eats him while wrapped in a nice soft tortilla shell.
Jack Bauer then reveals himself to be Chuck Norris in the soon to be released 24 the movie. The plot has been leaked. I'll pm you guys the details.
In the movie its detailed that Theres a FUTURE Chuck Norris and this is the man that influenced Ken Kutaragi, and turned into George Foreman. The Present Chuck was the one that turned into a Ninja and killed thousands in Walker, Texas Ranger.

So you see. Chuck Norris loves Tacos.

[DarthArcturus]

Hunter = owned

[Hunter]

Okay let me get this all straight.

George Foreman was Chuck Norris when he was black.
Chuck Norris then turns back to a white man.
Meanwhile, George Foreman talks to Ken Kutaragi and creates the George Foreman grill aka PS3.
Chuck Norris while this was happening becomes a Ninja.
While in Ninja mode he talks to Ken Kutaragi. Tells him to make the PS3/George Foreman grill. World domination.
Chuck Norris then goes back to being white, but transmutes to Jack Bauer. While in this form ... kills a man named Taco then eats him while wrapped in a nice soft tortilla shell.
Jack Bauer then reveals himself to be Chuck Norris in the soon to be released 24 the movie. The plot has been leaked. I'll pm you guys the details.
In the movie its detailed that Theres a FUTURE Chuck Norris and this is the man that influenced Ken Kutaragi, and turned into George Foreman. The Present Chuck was the one that turned into a Ninja and killed thousands in Walker, Texas Ranger.

So you see. Chuck Norris loves Tacos.


No no no. You got it all backwards. YOU ARE CHUCK NORRIS!!!
:chuck_norris:


*DUN DUN DUN*








AND I AM JACK BAUER!!!!


:gun:


This is what Jack Bauer does to Chuck Norris.

:56.9subzkill:

[Advocate]

:56.9subzkill:
That looks like like Cable(one on left) and Rambo (one on right).

So you LOSE!

'cause this convo was about Bauer, Norris,

and

http://www.got-next.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=886&stc=1&d=1177955392

[shinjirod]

fuck i really want tacos, and im eating at my grandpas. he likes classy shit, no way im eating tacos today!

those look tasty advocate.


fuck fuck fuck i want tacos lol.

[DarthArcturus]

:lol:me too but I'm back to being broke now because I just had to put down a deposit on a new apartment :(

[jp]

I was browsing older pages out of boredom, and I came across this.

I felt it must be bumped, for it is the single greatest thread this board contains. Possibly the greatest thread on the internet.

[YankeeH8er]

This thread sucks. The PS3 hates white people is the only thing of use in this thread. If Sony wins this gen they will kill all the white people and turn them into taco meat. Jack Bauer, aka the XBOX360, will save us from their evil reign.

[DarthArcturus]

I work at chipotle now and will receive free tacos daily :happyhappy:

[Advocate]

Best news of the week!

[jp]

The PS3 is going to make white people concentration camps. :frown:

Which will actually be a factory that turns all white people into tacos. :o

[shinjirod]

ah we need to start a new trend. Tacos is soooo last year. i support sushi. id say ramen, but its too emo.

[jp]

I can never let tacos go. :frown:

[shinjirod]

its not letting go. i mean, you can still eat tacos. but we should give the spotlight for a while to something else.

[jp]

Ninjas. :happyhappy:

[shinjirod]

u eat ninjas?

[jp]

Or better yet, candles, in which Yankee can lead us:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/pzykotikjp/yankeecandle.jpg
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[post updated]

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u eat ninjas?

If you wrap them in a soft tortilla shell and sprinkle cheese on them, then sure.


Edit: The more I think about it, the more I'm leaning towards candles, just because ninjas have been played out.

[Bruhaha69]

Candles are good. I was just telling someone this morning how good it tastes to have a cup of coffee in one of those dixie cups. Waxy flavor takes it up a notch

[jp]

I have vanilla candles. They smell good.

[DarthArcturus]

Taco Candles :happyhappy::happyhappy::happyhappy::happyhappy: :happyhappy:

[jp]

:drooling:

[Bruhaha69]

Tacandles?

[Advocate]

I love the Christmas Cookie Yankee Candle.

[jp]

Yankee makes the best candles. :nod:

I wish the store I took that picture in hadn't closed down. :frown:

[Advocate]

We all should go to Yankee Candle and request a Taco scent.

[DarthArcturus]

We all should go to Yankee Candle and request a Taco scent.
:goodpost:

[Specineff]

Tacos aren't a Sony exclusive. Dead baby burgers are. Dead babies are the only thing the PS3 can be used to grill.


I can attest to this. You can clearly hear the weeping souls of dead babies when you power up a PS3.

It is written in the book of Tacocalypse that all the souls of those martyred by the PS3 requested revenge, and they were given white corn tacos, and wait for the number of those who were to die for the cause were completed. Then the Chili Con Carnageddon will be unleashed on the Sony bad woman who dresses in crimson and purple, drunk of the blood of the hardcore gamers.

[Moriya]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cf/250px-705_image_01.jpg

[Advocate]

I can attest to this. You can clearly hear the weeping souls of dead babies when you power up a PS3.

It is written in the book of Tacocalypse that all the souls of those martyred by the PS3 requested revenge, and they were given white corn tacos, and wait for the number of those who were to die for the cause were completed. Then the Chili Con Carnageddon will be unleashed on the Sony bad woman who dresses in crimson and purple, drunk of the blood of the hardcore gamers.

My hero. That was a masterpiece.

[Specineff]

Thank you.

Also:


ah we need to start a new trend. Tacos is soooo last year. i support sushi. id say ramen, but its too emo.

Sushi is also fish tacos wrapped in rice instead of corn. See? That makes it doubly awesome. (Yeah, I love sushi too.)

[DarthArcturus]

Thank you.

Also:



Sushi is also fish tacos wrapped in rice instead of corn. See? That makes it doubly awesome. (Yeah, I love sushi too.)
you are on a roll today good sir

[Advocate]

Sushi is also fish tacos wrapped in rice instead of corn. See? That makes it doubly awesome.

So sushi is a japanese taco. Hmm ... food for thought.

[jp]

Sushi is food for my belly.


Preferrably consumed off the stomach of a really hot Japanese chic.

But I've never actually done that, should have when I had the chance to propose such a thing, but didn't. C'est la vie.

[Advocate]

Moneytalks.com did that stunt. Pretty funny too.

[squall_vb]

I'd rather eat egg rolls out of her twat, to be perfectly honest.

[Raz]

I'd rather eat egg rolls out of her twat, to be perfectly honest.

Does that make you a fan of greasy, crunchy, imitation futanari?

[Advocate]

How did I miss this. LOL RAZ!