Hunter's Tip of the Day! (All-Time!)

[Hunter]

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.




http://www.got-next.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=928&stc=1&d=1178675073

[DarthArcturus]

best thread ever :facepuke:

[SilverCross]

your tip sucks.

[Frogacuda]

where's that one I posted before about not to seal a baby in tupperware?

[Advocate]

Heres a tip. If someone pisses on your leg.

Its not raining.

[Hunter]

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

[shinjirod]

this thread is gay.

[Hunter]

OMG GAY BASHING!!!!

[Advocate]

I'd close it but I don't have the power.

[Hunter]

My tips will one day save your life!!!

[Frogacuda]

They actually made a game based on the character in these warning pamphlets. It's good too. You should play it:
http://cerulean.st/ready.zip

http://www.cerulean.st/ready.gif

[Hunter]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You're stealing my thunder!!!

[Frogacuda]

You were just borrowing that thunder from Reay Eddie to begin with.

[Hunter]

Yeah, but THEY didn't know that.

[Advocate]

So then this should be in the Gaming Forum.

Hunter should soooo ban Hunter.

[DarthArcturus]

this thread sucks and kills lifes.

[Hunter]

Lifes were ment to die.

[DarthArcturus]

Lifes were ment to die.



LOCK THIS THREAD NOW IT WILL KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!! :mad:

[MAD.MANTIS]

Last summer when my mom was visiting, I was cooking and a small fire started because a little grease landed on a hot burner and I went "MOMMY!!!!" and she came and put out the fire. We still sometimes laugh about it. Anyway, I guess if I started on fire, I'd probably do the same thing. Hopefully she'd be around to put it out. :p

[Advocate]

LOL.

I think anyone whos in that situation would scream for their Mom. Or Dad.

But really ...

Stop.
Drop.
Roll.

That's the way to do it.

[MAD.MANTIS]

Yeah, it's true you should roll on the ground if you catch fire. It's amazing to me that there are still those that think it's best to run.

[Advocate]

I run. Hands in air. Waving. Screaming like a woman.

OOOPs... did I say that out loud?

SHIT!

[MAD.MANTIS]

^ Can't take it back either. It's out there.

[Advocate]

yeah I know.

:(

[bahn]

this thread is gay.

I concur.

[Advocate]

this thread is gay.


I concur.

http://www.got-next.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=930&stc=1&d=1178690308

Now its gay.

[Frogacuda]

There's nothing gay about jazz hands.

[MAD.MANTIS]

That pic gives new meaning to tighty whities. :O

[Advocate]

No just that Hugh Jackman who portrays Wolverine in tighty whitys and doing jazz hands. that's pretty gay.

[Hunter]

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

[DarthArcturus]

:nonono:

[Advocate]

why is this thread still in existance?

[Neocloud]

because it's a tip of the day thread....and people keep posting in it instead of letting it fade off

[Hunter]

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

[DarthArcturus]

:rofl:


dammit I posted in this again :confused:

[Outlawd19]

this is just out of control. im gonna try the flashlight one though.

[Hunter]

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

[bahn]

... :( :chick:

[DarthArcturus]

WTF :lol:

[Neocloud]

these "tips" don't make much sense, but I still come back to look at it every day for some reason

[bahn]

I think that's the whole point -- Hunter isn't trying to give us posts that make sense-- just keep us entertained. :lol:

[Neocloud]

it's working

[jp]

LOCK THIS THREAD NOW IT WILL KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!! :mad:

:scurred:

[Advocate]

its entertaining?

::zing!::

[jp]

I am mildly entertained. :wtf:

[Advocate]

that's sad.

unsure if I mean sad that you find it entertaining ie: commentary on your life or sad that you have a low sense of humor.

note the smilies:

:)

[jp]

I SAID MILDLY!!!!!!!! :####:

[MAD.MANTIS]

I'm pretty easily entertained.

[jp]

This chic was over at my apartment, and she was laughing about something really stupid or was distracted by something or something, and I so wanted to start jangling keys in front of her.

[MAD.MANTIS]

You could always try throwing a squeeky toy.

You know...just to see what happens.

[jp]

She would probably stare at it with a blank expression squeezing it all night and giggling.

[Advocate]

::woof::

[bahn]

This chic was over at my apartment, and she was laughing about something really stupid or was distracted by something or something, and I so wanted to start jangling keys in front of her.

Hm, didn't Brian do that with the chic played by Drew Barrymore...

Oh no wait -- that was a flashlight.

[Hunter]

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_chem_area.gif

[jp]

Time tunnel vortex! :o

[DarthArcturus]

:eeyore:

[Hunter]

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_closed_door.gif

[jp]

I tried that on my door and now my hand hurts. :frown:


That was a shitty tip.

[Hunter]

Wrong hand.

[jp]

Now both of my hands are fucked up. :####:

[Hunter]

Wrong hand, again.

[DarthArcturus]

:eeyore:

[jp]

Wrong hand, again.

... I don't think I can karate chop with that... :o

[Hunter]

You'll never know, unless you try.

[DarthArcturus]

How about I just find a key or a lock pick.

[jp]

You'll never know, unless you try.

Thank you Hunter.


Now I won't be walking straight for the rest of the day.


Your tips are painful. :frown:

[DarthArcturus]

Hunter should be banned, tried, and shot. :gun:

[jp]

Hunter should be banned, tried, and shot. :gun:


Got-Next:
Fuck this shit. We don't fuckin' play.
A family community.

[Hunter]

Try to absorb as much radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_time.gif

[Hunter]

Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them.




http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_resp.gif

[Hunter]

Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.



http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_car_wire.gif

[DarthArcturus]

no replies in 3 days :wtf: (shit)

[Bruhaha69]

We can still enjoy without replies. I saw an episode of Rescue 911 where someone actually had that last problem.

[sapphire]

:nod: they are amusing:)

[Advocate]

I guess Hunter will continue this fiasco. I wanted this thread to die. Damn you all.

[DarthArcturus]

I love this thread :o

[Neocloud]

I like the thread, i have just failed to read it much of this last week :(

[jp]

I dream about this thread. :o

[Advocate]

Everytime someone views this thread and the posts in it. A cat dies.

Everytime Hunter posts a new tip ... five kittens die.

Everytime someone posts they love the thread.

Raptor Jesus kills 200 kittens and eats the brains of newly born ones.

[shinjirod]

http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1120461017967.jpg

[Advocate]

Oh shit. All hail Raptor Jesus.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fc/Raptorair8zu.jpghttp://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f9/Raptorhealing1.jpg
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/79/Raptorlastsupper.jpg

[DarthArcturus]

:rofl:

[Neocloud]

I love this thread even more now

[jp]

This is the thread ever.

[Hunter]

Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.

http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_emergency2.gif

[Advocate]

Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.

http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_emergency2.gif

http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/%7Ecreatfx/promos/Robbie.jpghttp://www.fantasyfactoryonline.com/images/242_Witchdoctor_UV_copy.JPG

IMO.

[jp]

Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.

http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_emergency2.gif

But they don't have hands. :scurred:

[Hunter]

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif

[jp]

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif



Just like in "The Beyond"!!! :o

[Hunter]

I'll restart D&D on Friday!



GET READY!

[Advocate]

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif

Oh god no. Its back. FCUK!


I'll restart D&D on Friday!



GET READY!

Restart? We're already in an adventure.

[Hunter]

You know what I mean.


If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.

http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_car_road2.gif

[Newport420]

WTF?! :p

[Advocate]

I'd rather masturbate to the cool light show. Knowing full well I'm about to be vaporized.

[DarthArcturus]

best tip yet

[Advocate]

Mine or Hunter's? If Hunter ... don't encourage him.

[Hunter]

If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.




http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_smoke2.gif

[Advocate]

If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms up YOUR ass.


Fixed.
[post updated]

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. You can enter, as long as a man named Hunter keeps posting these helpful tips..


http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_hot_door2.gif
Fixed.

[Hunter]

:t:

Mr. T says, "Fission Mailed."

[Hunter]

"Wash your hands" of traditional long distance telephone providers.



http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_wash.gif

[shinjirod]

"Wash your hands" of traditional long distance telephone providers.



http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_wash.gif

you screwed that up hunter.

that should b:

Telephones that are practicing physicians must always wash their hands before operating.

[Advocate]

"Wash your hands" of traditional long distance telephone providers.



http://www.safenow.org/images/bio_vis_wash.gif


you screwed that up hunter.

that should b:

Telephones that are practicing physicians must always wash their hands before operating.
Hunter You ...

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=24491&d=1180969623

[Hunter]

In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item.


http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_car_brake2.gif

[Advocate]

I thought it was the stick. Theres plenty of porn using the stick shift. Its almost impossible to get the parking brake to go straight up. And the woman would have to be bashing her skull in the radio gauges, to get the right angle.

Not that I actually thought about it.

Or ... I have seen said pron vids.

:sneaking::sneaking::sneaking:

[Hunter]

Well, you learn something new every day. That's what this is here for.

[Advocate]

So you admit the tip is WRONG!

[Hunter]

So you admit the tip is WRONG!


No, I meant YOU learned something new.

[Advocate]

I didn't learn a damn thing. All I learned was that is wrong. Cause no way in hell can a woman bone an emergency brake. Like I said its physically impossible. A stick shift ... okay. But your TIP doesn't say that it says Emergency Brake. Its wrong.

[Hunter]

It is very much possible, you have LEARNED NOTHING. You get an F for safety.

[Advocate]

This thread got an "F" till I brought forth Raptor Jesus.

All Hail ...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fc/Raptorair8zu.jpg

[Hunter]

T-Rex Jesus kills raptor Jesus, I win. The End.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-jesus-saurus.png

[DarthArcturus]

:rofl:

[Outlawd19]

:rofl: :lol:

[Advocate]

Everyone knows theres no such thing as T-Rex Jesus. That's why Hunter had to use MSPaint. He had to fabricate the image. Raptor Jesus is real. Theres websites devoted to his worship.

Noob.

[Outlawd19]

lmfao

[Advocate]

See! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Raptor+Jesus&btnG=Search)

No T-Rex Jesus (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=T-REX+Jesus&btnG=Google+Search)

[DarthArcturus]

google does not lie hunter loses again :D

[shinjirod]

hunter. blasphemer. raptor jesus is your god and you will fucking respect him and vow to him!!!!

[jp]

vow to him?

[Advocate]

vow to him?

Yes Vow. If you bow before him. He bites your head off.

[Hunter]

Sorry, nothing comes after The End. You all lose.

[shinjirod]

bow, lol. yknow, theyre together, those bv's.

[Advocate]

Sorry, nothing comes after The End. You all lose.

http://www.got-next.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=999&stc=1&d=1181696687

[Hunter]

You got it!


In time of war, real Americans eat red meat only! No wimpy fish or poultry, please.




http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_chem_fish2.gif

[Advocate]

I thought it was Human meat.

OMG TEH ZOMBIES!

[DarthArcturus]

where the fuck are the tips

[shinjirod]

you cant feel it?

[Hunter]

Watch out for people who come out of white tents and try to steal the shirt off your back.



http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_chem_medic2.gif

[Advocate]

I don't want Hunter's tip. I'm not gay.

(I got the joke Shinji ... good one.)

:p:p:p:p:D:D:lol::lol::lol::dance::dance::discodan ce:

[Hunter]

Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
- individual dose
- family value size
- neighborhood spray pump size
- third world country




http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_bomb3.gif

[Hunter]

When the looting begins remember to consider the weight/value ratio. Here we have a few examples of high value, low effort.




http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_news2.gif

[Advocate]

Actully, these made me giggle.

Good job there Hunter.

[Hunter]

Then my job is complete. No more tips! :o

[jp]

:frown:

[DarthArcturus]

:cry:

[Hunter]

This thread will be retired and inducted into the hall of fame. Which will be brought back, once all you post more.