The Sports B***h Rant Thread.

[Advocate]

FUCK YOU PHILLIES! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKERS! HEY! I LOVED THAT 7TH INNING WHERE IT REMINDED ME OF THE TIME I WATCHED THE KEYSTONE FUCKING COPS FROM THE LATE 1930'S. WHAT. THE. FUCK!!! YOU PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT! HERE COMES THE LEGENDARY 10K LOSSES. ONLY TEAM IN PROFESSIONAL HISTORY TO HIT THAT MARK! WHOOOO FUCKING HOOO!


OH SUXORS! I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU! NICE FUCKING DRAFT BILLY KING! YOU FUCKING HACK ASS PIECE OF SHIT GENERAL ASSHOLE MANAGER! I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE LIFE! YOU BALD FUCKING DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE MOTHER LOVING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD HACK JOB FUCKER! NICE FUCKING TRADE! HEY LETS PROCLAIM WHAT WERE INTENDING TO DO THREE FUCKING DAYS BEFORE THE DRAFT SO EVERY FUCKING TEAMS KNOWS ... HEY WE WANNA TRADE UP!!!

BK: HEY WHAT CAN WE GIVE YA TO TRADE UP!

ALL TEAMS: Evidence of God.

BK: OH SNAP! WE CAN'T PROVIDE THAT!

ALL TEAMS: No, trade then.

I HATE YOU, BILLY KING!

/rant. phew I feel better now.

[lordsnarf]

[SIZE=3]I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE LIFE!
This is my new favorite quote ever.

Philadelphia's teams' fans are my favorite :)
I can just feel the love.

[Advocate]

Maybe JUST maybe ... the reason I hate baseball is cause the Ownership of the Phillies SUCKS!

Pay? We have to pay to get a championship team? PHSSSHHHH! Money is overrated! All they need to know is that we have this awesome ballpark!

Ed I LOVE MY FLYERS SNIDER is like ... What's basketball? Is that the sport where black guys dribble a ball up and down a court? Remind me again why I own them?

Two Ownerships who don't CARE about the sport = CRAPTASTIC TEAMS!!! JESUS CHRIST!

For awhile I hated Football. WHY? WHY? Cause Norman My ASS IS IN MIAMI Brahman. Who didn't even fucking sign the BEST Defensive End EVER IN Football. I hope Brahman you DIE BY one of your used cars you sold to some shmuck from North Philly! You old ass mother fucker! Pay? We have to pay these guys? I thought they would play cause its FUN and for FREE!

FUCK YOU!