)>-.-)>

[nikemate]

http://www.eirikso.com/images/IMG_0712_edited-3.jpg

[Biff_Pocoroba]

Kill yourself motherfucker.

[ngt]

thanks for the link nikemate. have a good weekend

[Biff_Pocoroba]

There is no link you fucking retard.

[ngt]

There is no link you fucking retard.

he's still cooler than you... :nod:

[Biff_Pocoroba]

I'll keep that in mind, video game virgin.

[ngt]

I'll keep that in mind, video game virgin.

Soiling the inside of your spiffy green golf hat is hardly losing your virginity.

Please buy reality at www.biff.com ...you can get discounts on laptops and nike shoes, lol.

[Biff_Pocoroba]

Hold on, I'm writing this down.

[DarthArcturus]

plz turn your hate to spammers not each other :p

[ngt]

I like Biff. Maybe someday he'll buy me a fishing boat. :nod:

[Biff_Pocoroba]

With a hole in the bottom :)

[ngt]

http://www.ecliptic.ch/Stock/Detail/H0982_captain_sinking.jpg

[lordsnarf]

I like the spammers, I feel bad that their threads are always getting locked and they get banned.

I love how not only is there not a link, but the url is written improperly, so you can't even type it into a browser as it appears.
nikemate=the win

[ngt]

I like the spammers, I feel bad that their threads are always getting locked and they get banned.

I love how not only is there not a link, but the url is written improperly, so you can't even type it into a browser as it appears.
nikemate=the win


I couldn't understand it at first, but then PM'd Biff and he paid some famous treasure hunter to decipher the secret code. Otherwise, I never could have bought these cool Nike shoes :cool:

[Biff_Pocoroba]

Your check bounced, please understand Burg has to teabag you on youtube now. It's condition 13 on the contract btw.

[burgundy]

Don't worry, my nuts will be dipped in the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell as it mingles with the air.

[squall_vb]

Don't worry, my nuts will be dipped in the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell as it mingles with the air.

I wonder if that would really work in a romantic setting...

[burgundy]

Teabagging works in any romantic setting.

[squall_vb]

Teabagging works in any romantic setting.

Ah yes, of course. But I mean with the chocolate shell component.

[Biff_Pocoroba]

Fags

[squall_vb]

Fags

There's nothing gay about wanting to bounce my chocolate-enhanced nutsack off some chick's nipples. Call me a hopeless romantic if you must, but that's just how I feel.

[jp]

There's nothing gay about wanting to bounce my chocolate-enhanced nutsack off some chick's nipples. Call me a hopeless romantic if you must, but that's just how I feel.

Sounds reasonable to me. :shrug:




I'm the one who banned nikemate. :o

[ngt]

I'm the one who banned nikemate. :o


How could you? He has a wife and kids to think about. Poor guy...the world is so cold sometimes. WE STILL LOVE YOU NIKEMATE!!!! *~*puts on his "bring back nikemate" T-Shirt, raises his lighter, and starts singing kum ba yah*~*

[Biff_Pocoroba]

Ban Burgundy and bring Rich back pls.

[Hunter]

The second half of your statement is garbled and illegible. However, i will comply with the first half.

[Biff_Pocoroba]

Suck a cock then have a nice day.

[DarthArcturus]

how about unban burg and Rich.

Also Make sure someone who actually deserves a ban aka Robo fag doesn't come back.

[Biff_Pocoroba]

suck a dick through a straw you huge faggot.

[jp]

Robo Shego is banned.


brugundy is not.


I just looked it up.

[Hunter]

Wait, they thought I actually banned burg?

Despite popular belief, I don't bann people on whims.

[jp]

Wait, they thought I actually banned burg?

Despite popular belief, I don't bann people on whims.


Eh, they'll be fine, this kitty is testing the technology they need as we speak:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/pzykotikjp/control-hatz.jpg

[DarthArcturus]

:loopy::loopy::loopy::loopy::loopy::loopy::loopy:I 'm mind controlled

[Biff_Pocoroba]

http://www.masticando.com/blog/wp-content/2006/08/cat_dont_fuck_me.jpg

Fuck cats

[DarthArcturus]

http://lolcat.com/pics/godkills.jpg

[burgundy]

http://lolcat.com/pics/godkills.jpg

The original is better.

http://www.basilwhite.com/gkak.jpg
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[post updated]

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Followed by:

http://www.senocular.com/pub/images/humor/think-of-the-domokun.jpg

[yangzhi148]

I'm a douche, I like to lick dog balls.

[DarthArcturus]

lol a new one

[Specineff]

I wonder if these poor losers manage to make one cent out of the (non existant) crap they peddle.

[libero]

IPhone sucks. See below as proof. Lok at how lame it looks.

[libero]

Pinis1111 halp me jesus!!!!!

[MAD.MANTIS]

seriously, this bullshit has to stop.

[Advocate]

LOL ... SPAM. The restrictions are working. Uhh right.

[lordsnarf]

Hey, this guys selling $200 PS3's. Now I can finally afford to get one. He just wants me to email him my SS number, bank accounts, mother's maiden name, and a copy of my driver's license. I am so there.

[Hunter]

Sounds like a bargain, but don't forget to include your PIN number, account number, routing number, and all passwords you may use!

[Specineff]

Send him a pic of your d1ck, too, for good measure.

[Bruhaha69]

I don't think an inch and a half is any kind of good measure. I say you leave it to his imagination.

[ngt]

I got my Nike shoes today. The MJ logo is put on in two sections :( Who knew?? lol

[DarthArcturus]

I got my Nike shoes today. The MJ logo is put on in two sections :( Who knew?? lol
NGT got ripped off :frown: Who knew these guys were not selling legit stuff. I thought it was all great deals for real things :frown:

[aassdd]

I came in my own eye and it hurt.

[DarthArcturus]

wow no way thanks man! Do you suck dicks too?

[Specineff]

DIE, MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

[jp]

It makes me sad that this dude hasn't been banned yet.

*sigh*


*goes off to work*

[Raz]

It makes me sad that this dude hasn't been banned yet.

*sigh*

*goes off to work*

There, there. Don't cry too much on your lunch break.

[Frogacuda]

It makes me sad that this dude hasn't been banned yet.

*sigh*


*goes off to work*

He is banned, I don't know why his name isn't showing as red, but I checked the account and it's banned.

[jp]

He is banned.


By me.


And this was done last night or yesterday sometime. ;)

[Frogacuda]

No, I checked way before then.

[abiodun]

One in the hand, is like a man in the sand.

[ShinobiWan1]

IB4L :D

[DarthArcturus]

omg thank you so much for these deals. I PMed you my credit card number and social security number thank you.

[ShinobiWan1]

If Darth puts his trust in you, then count me in as well! But I've also disclosed my birth certificate and bank account number for my own shopping convenience!

[DarthArcturus]

he's such a nice guy to deal with isn't he?

[ShinobiWan1]

Anybody that is selling the N-gage is fine by me XD

[DarthArcturus]

JUICY COUTURE SIDEKICK II

this is what I got. I'm hip now

[Da_Shocker]

LMAO

[mamanu]

teabag me

[mamanu]

Send private info to anonymous hotmail account plz. I promise very little identity theft.

[mamanu]

I like man trees.

[mamanu]

He is Odie. You are Sven.

[Advocate]

AWESOME!! EXPECT A EMAIL FROM ME ... MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS ...

SUCKMYDICKHARD@YOUSPAMMINGWHORE.COM/COTC/2SPICY4U.ORG

[Advocate]

DOUBLE POST .....


GO!

[DarthArcturus]

OMG NO WAY! WANT TO CYBER?!

[DarthArcturus]

WOW WHAT A DEAL I EMAILED YOU ALL MY INFO LOLZ

[DarthArcturus]

AWESOME!

[DarthArcturus]

I CAN'T WAIT TO BEGIN A GREAT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU INCLUDING CYBER!

[Advocate]

lol.

[Advocate]

Fonesecks plz.

[Advocate]

G1?

I watch G4 ... WE ARE DESTINED TO BE LOVERS!

[Moriya]

this guy is legit, i get all my electronics from him. for some reason they have all the serial numbers scratched off, but other than that totally MIB.

[DarthArcturus]

I just bought a few things from him. Some reason I got overcharged but its okay I like this business too much to care.

[ShinobiWan1]

"I promise very little identity theft"

Well that's comforting. *whew*

[Newport420]

Close/lock/delete plz.

K Thxs

[Newport420]

Close/lock/delete plz.

K Thx

[Specineff]

Tacos.

[Specineff]

Burritos.

[Specineff]

Enchiladas.

[Specineff]

Chimichangas.

[jp]

I still say the best spam thread of all time is the one where we all actually started discussing what the spam bot was asking us about. :lol:

[jp]

The aforementioned thread can be found here:
http://www.got-next.com/board/showthread.php?t=116373

[kevin2]

Free BluRay player + Frisbee. PM me for details.

[Moriya]

Oh this is too easy, I'm not even going to bother.

[DarthArcturus]

:drinksong::drinksong::drinksong::drinksong::drink song:

[Bruhaha69]

Reminds me that I forgot to post in the drunk thread when I was drunk last week. Bad night. My ribs got cracked. A week later and the pain hasn't gotten any better.

[Advocate]

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=30333&d=1200805627

[Advocate]

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=26456&d=1188444668

[Advocate]

http://www.got-next.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1369&stc=1&d=1204394380

[lordsnarf]

http://brianromero.com/blog/2006/08_august/insp_revenge.jpg
Yay! I love spammers. Image unrelated.

[Moriya]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/furries-klingon.jpg

[Advocate]

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/insp_expendability.jpg
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[post updated]

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http://www.visualeditors.com/apple/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/trekingenuityposter.jpg
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[post updated]

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http://www.thephantomcity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/20060815_insp_diplomacy.jpg

[Specineff]

*Insert name of delicious Mexican-inspired dish here involving a tortilla*

[Moriya]

*Insert name of delicious Mexican-inspired dish here involving a tortilla*

umm, pretty much every Mexican dish involves a tortilla :)

[jp]

I could merge this into the great spam thread o' doom... but you guys are having too much fun, so I'll move it on Sunday.

Until then, spam it up fellas. :nod:

And check out my edit. :sonic:

[Advocate]

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_logic_preview.jpg
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[post updated]

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http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_khan_preview.jpg

[lordsnarf]

http://www.trekp.com/posters/gw002-brainfreeze.jpg
http://www.trekp.com/posters/gw008-in_wention.jpg
http://www.trekp.com/posters/gw023-sci_fi_props.jpg

[darasure]

kill me

[ngt]

You may return the item within ten (5) days of delivery of the order.


You may be banned within ten (5) minutes of delivery of this post.


lol

[DarthArcturus]

You may be banned within ten (5) minutes of delivery of this post.


lol
:lol:


Also:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=30333&d=1200805627
(http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=30333&d=1200805627)

[Advocate]

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=30333&d=1200805627
(http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=30333&d=1200805627)

[jp]

Silly Darth, these threads don't get locked. They just get moved to the (>- ->) or whatever thread.

[DarthArcturus]

Silly Darth, these threads don't get locked. They just get moved to the (>- ->) or whatever thread.
silly JP it was advocate who posted the gif ;)

[jp]

... or was it?

[Advocate]

... or was it?
a1Y73sPHKxw

[DarthArcturus]

god damn cheating mod! :tantrum:

[jp]

god damn cheating mod! :tantrum:

:nuts:

[Advocate]

yeah I know what you mean JP.