Square Enix Buying Eidos

[Bruhaha69]

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aCo9xIhnuQ2U&refer=uk

O well....here comes Tomb Raider RPG. I was really liking the way CD was making the new games, too. Unlikely they'll have any hand in future TR games, unfortunately.

[Hunter]

Hmm, hopefully this just means an influx of cash and we'll get a new LoK game. However, that's wishful thinking I know . . .

[Specineff]

Yes, but then it will turn out that Raziel is nothing but a lifestream-induced dream of the Fayth, and Kain will discover he has a really small penis and needs to augment the Material/Materia Reaver to compensate for it, and Vorador will start talking like Mr. T, and the Elder God will split into an evil part and a good part that will take the form of a lovely flower girl that will die when the bad part is killed, and then Sora is going to help Raziel (because obviously no Square or Disney character can do shit without a kid carrying one of the most ridiculous weapons of all time helping him/her), by spreading his Powerful Power Of The Hearty Heart around to counter the Heart of Darkness inside of Janos Audron and all will be happy and Disney will open a park in Nosgoth.

Fuck Squenix. Look at what they did to Taito. They are the New Electronic Ass.