Once a great company, now a shadow of its former self

Sega was founded in 1216 AD by Genghis Khan. He wanted a way to entertain himself, as he slaughtered millions across Europe. He was in fact the co-creator of the Thunderforce III.

Sega ruled the Land of the Rising Sun for years. For awhile they had a healthy rivalry with Nintendo. Until one day a little upstart named Sony released the Playstation, side note Sony in Japanese means Plagiarism. The Playstation used stolen Nintendo technology. It was stolen by Solid Snake, as it was documented in the game MGS2. As time went on Sony stole left and right from both Sega and Nintendo, from tech (motion control, executives, etc) to game ideas (MvC2 on the PS2).

Sega is now suspected of being run by a shadow government lead by ousted Sony president Ken Kutaragi.

Timeline:

• 1776 Sega helped America win the war with Britian by training the soldiers with Mars Matrix.

• 1886: They were able to build the transcontinental railroad, by blasting The Rocky mountains. They used Bomberman Online as a training video.

• WWII was based on Border Down.

The 10 Rules of The Game from the Book of Sega:

• Thou shalt not question the size of thy controller. If one does, thou art be dunked in boiling acid, fed to army ants of Bolivia, and burned.

• Thou shalt not re-make a classic game or thy company will fail.

• Thou shalt not doubt thy greatness of Thunderforce 2-4.

• Thou shalt not steal ideas from other companies.

• Thou shalt not kill thy third party IP's.

• Thou shalt not re-make games without thy original creators.

• Thou shalt not make Sonic 3-D.

• Thou shalt not make games for other Gaming Companies. Example: Nintendo.

• Thou shalt not say Megaton announcement soon, and instead make a mockery of thy self.

• Thou shalt not make Sonic 3-D. Yes thy said it already, but it needs to be said again to bring thy point home.

Trivia:

• Thunderforce trivia - The original version of the game was in fact a live action activity. His sword and arrows were the ships lasers and rockets. His two right hand men were in relation the ships floating drones. Khan's army would toss helpless German and Russian men to the Path ... as it was called. They were supposed to run at him in waves and try and kill Kahn. They failed. Most would go in single file and try to hide behind each other, But Khan was too fast.

• Legend tells that within the Book, one may find the master plan of Sega. It is said that even the current insanity of recent Sega-related events would make sense, if seen within the grand architecture of this plan.